you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
drinking out of a sandbucket again
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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