That's intense
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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