i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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