did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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