Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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