i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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