Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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