Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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