party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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