About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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