i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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