you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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