Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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