I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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