I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
His hands were made for my vagina.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
