I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Randomize
