you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
handjob tips. give me some.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
