I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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