your thong is hanging out like whoa
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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