fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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