you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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