Whatcha textin bout Willis?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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