More tranny stories later!
she was so not down for the gang bang
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You took a bar mat shot.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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