Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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