Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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