I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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