ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He has the fingertips of a God
send nudes
from the living room?
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