farters have to be the big spoon...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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