Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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