Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
