i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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