..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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