No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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