You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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