Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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