? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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