Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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