Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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