If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
