But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
