Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
the day after is always just damage control
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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