whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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