Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
