i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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