I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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