i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
honey bunches of taint.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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