This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you inspire me to be a worse person
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
