How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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