Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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