Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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